phlumf

Verb- Phlumf (plural: phlumfing) is the act of flopping down, typically done by very tired pets.

"Aww, look at that cat phlumf!"

by BelleMael July 6, 2024

Phlumpkin

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

phlump

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

by plinny May 2, 2011

phluffer nutter

A phluffer nutter is a result of eating a fluffer nutter, which is defined in Urban Dictionary and is a very delectable sandwich consisting of Marshmallow Spread and Peanut Butter.

A Phluffer Nutter is the gaseous result of eating a Fluffer Nutter and is prevalent in Truck Drivers. Please note that Phluffer Nutters will only occur while driving in a moving vehicle.

One experiences a Phluffer Nutter, while driving a truck, shortly after eating a Fluffer Nutter and the effect of the release of built up gases, that are exacerbated by the amount of refined sugars in the Fluffer Nutter, is demonstrated by the slow raising and lowering of the driver's private parts due to the fluctuating stream of released gases.

While it is highly unlikely that this can cause an obstruction of the driver's vision, it is important to note that there are unverified reports of accidents caused by excessive Phluffer Nuttering.

Right after eating a fluffler nutter I was slowing my vehicle on approach to the Weight Scale, I had a phluffer nutter that made me almost lose focus on downshifting. I hate it when that happens!

by RadicalRoadie April 6, 2015

phluuf

A group of 3 or more basic white girls. Typically found in the following:

Starbucks
Honda Civics

Lululemon

School lunch tables

The mall
Volleyball teams
Soccer teams

Wow look at all the commotion. Wait it’s a phluuf! one’s walking off, a basic white girl in the wild.

by GusTheAverageGenZ April 13, 2023

plumf

the most unconditional and pure love your significant other can give to you.

He kisses her lips in the most special way which lets her feel it in her jellys.
This is plumf.

by l.isabella January 1, 2021

phlum

A mixture of phlegm and semen (cum).

Ew, that tapioca looks like phlum...

by duncanesque October 3, 2005