phlump 

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

phlump by plinny May 2, 2011

Phlump 

Another word for Fez, can also be subbed-in at any point in any sentence. Fez - Hat with a tassle worn by people in the middle east.

Bob: "i got a Phlump at the gas station."
Steve: "well, i Phlumped a big one in the bathroom! Eat that you phlumper..."

Phlump by Joe P. January 4, 2004

Plump Sister 

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:

Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."

Plump Sister by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

Forrest Plump 

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

Forrest Plump by Eddy July 30, 2007

el plumpino 

When you do a girl up the ass and shove all but your balls in.

"Hey, I gave Laura an El Plumpino last night and my dick was covered in shit!"

el plumpino by hohohohohohohohoha October 8, 2008

Plump

Thic, juicy and soft. It can be a statement or a compliment

"Oh Janelle you are looking really plump lately"

Plump by Island boi23 June 18, 2017

festively plump 

1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.

1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'

2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'

'alright sorry, shes festively plump'

'thats better'

festively plump by Valentina Osborn July 13, 2006