Phlump

Another word for Fez, can also be subbed-in at any point in any sentence. Fez - Hat with a tassle worn by people in the middle east.

Bob: "i got a Phlump at the gas station."
Steve: "well, i Phlumped a big one in the bathroom! Eat that you phlumper..."

by Joe P. January 4, 2004

phlump

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

by plinny May 2, 2011