Phflump 

The action and resulting sound that occurs when a male removes his genitals from his pants and drops them on an unsuspecting recipient as a symbol of his dominance.

Zip phflump thats how I roll.

Phflump by Abe's Mustache July 7, 2006

phalumph

independent celebratory walk that marks you as a creative free-thinker

Today...I shall go on a phalumph. Nothing clears the mind and renews the spirit like phalumping

phalumph by ListeningMan May 26, 2010

Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

phlump 

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

phlump by plinny May 2, 2011

Phlumph

A pervert that typically likes to sniff little girls bicycle seats

That Peters is such a perverted phlumph

Phlumph by scatalogical March 26, 2019

Phlumpchewus 

A person or object that is very large and/or curvy to the point where they almost burst at the seams.

"That new kid is so phlumpchewus. I'd smash."

Phlumpchewus by Phlumpchewus cuboid January 26, 2019

phlumpis 

a large red ring around the bumhole, also known as a ringsting, this looks like the japanese flag.

japanese flag, poo burn, phlumpis

phlumpis by rate my cock February 28, 2009