Phlumpkin

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

Pumpkin Party

Not slang

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...

by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!

"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013

Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

pumpkin slut latte

Basic bitches that drink pumpkin spice latte near halloween and dress as slut version of different animals, usually involving an ear piece, some sort of drawing on the nose, and lack of clothing and a tail.

I saw a bunch of pumpkin slut lattes at the frats on halloween

by TitanInParadise November 2, 2014

Pumpkin spice latte

The blood of white girls

Also known as psl

its Pumpkin spice latte season bitch

by Whoopdi whooop September 29, 2018

Patchy Pumpkin

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.

Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.

by nostalgia nikki May 25, 2017