Phlumph

A pervert that typically likes to sniff little girls bicycle seats

That Peters is such a perverted phlumph

Phlumph by scatalogical March 26, 2019

phalumph

independent celebratory walk that marks you as a creative free-thinker

Today...I shall go on a phalumph. Nothing clears the mind and renews the spirit like phalumping

phalumph by ListeningMan May 26, 2010

Phumphsk

Said in place of "fuck" for a variety of reasons. These include, but are not expressly limited to: Amusement, inside speak, put-downs, observation, and generalized phobia of using cuss words. See also: kerpiddilyphumphsk

"Hey, what the phumphsk ?"

"This is a bunch of bullphumphsk nigga!"
"

Phumphsk by Capricious45 April 13, 2015

Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

phlump 

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

phlump by plinny May 2, 2011

Phumpher 

1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.

1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."

Phumpher by mycrows February 10, 2010

phumph 

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy was so tired his head hit the blanket with a "phumph".

phumph by Oscar B Bear December 6, 2016