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phalumph

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independent celebratory walk that marks you as a creative free-thinker
Today...I shall go on a phalumph. Nothing clears the mind and renews the spirit like phalumping
phalumph by ListeningMan May 26, 2010
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Phumphsk

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Said in place of "fuck" for a variety of reasons. These include, but are not expressly limited to: Amusement, inside speak, put-downs, observation, and generalized phobia of using cuss words. See also: kerpiddilyphumphsk
"Hey, what the phumphsk ?"

"This is a bunch of bullphumphsk nigga!"
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Phumphsk by Capricious45 April 13, 2015

Phlumpkin 

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The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.
Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

phlump 

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The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.
Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.
phlump by plinny May 2, 2011

Phumpher 

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1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.
1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."
Phumpher by mycrows February 10, 2010

phumph 

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The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.
The puppy was so tired his head hit the blanket with a "phumph".
phumph by Oscar B Bear December 6, 2016
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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