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phlum by duncanesque October 3, 2005
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cum plumber
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
cum plumber by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016
Hoo Phlung Pu
Used as a descriptor for a very inexpensive and shoddily-made product of non-US origin, such as products manufactured in China, Taiwan, or Hong Kong
From a product reviews website:
"Eight of the twelve units purchased were nonoperational; but this was somewhat expected of a very inexpensive product of non-US origin - sometimes known as the "Hoo Phlung Pu" brand."
"Eight of the twelve units purchased were nonoperational; but this was somewhat expected of a very inexpensive product of non-US origin - sometimes known as the "Hoo Phlung Pu" brand."
Hoo Phlung Pu by Telephony February 3, 2012
nanny plum
Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me
Unsuspecting public: sure mam
Nanny plum : tee hee hee
Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!
Unsuspecting public: sure mam
Nanny plum : tee hee hee
Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!
nanny plum by Roadmanchungus March 19, 2017
Plum Dumpling
Hey did you go to the doctor to have your plum dumpling removed?
It's starting to smell like a plum dumpling in every room you walk out of, better go see your Obgyn
Did you get a plum dumpling from that slut you turned out last week?
It's starting to smell like a plum dumpling in every room you walk out of, better go see your Obgyn
Did you get a plum dumpling from that slut you turned out last week?
Plum Dumpling by ExpectResistance July 27, 2016
pleasing the plumbers
Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.
Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!
pleasing the plumbers by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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