phlumpis

a large red ring around the bumhole, also known as a ringsting, this looks like the japanese flag.

japanese flag, poo burn, phlumpis

by rate my cock February 28, 2009

plumpis

A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named Plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to massive typing errors (typo) and major LULZ.

plum: HAY I'M PLUM
nerd: HAY
plum: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
nerd: I DO LIKE PIS
plum: ...
nerd: OH SHI-
nerd: I MEAN PIE
plum: ...
plum: ...DO YOU HAVE PLUMPIS?

by plumchan June 30, 2008

Plumpish

Adjective: An unflattering being between the states of average and fat.

That shirt makes bob look rather plumpish.

Julie needs to diet. She is starting to look plumpish.

by Smegan&Oatrick March 18, 2011

Phlompist

A word to describe someone who is really really obiese, obviously a tool, and Smells like rotten potatoes.

deirdre is a total phlompist.

by jhbdfnm v er jlad March 16, 2009

plumpiss

A plum that pisses.

Oh no my plumpissed

by creamydreamyteamy November 5, 2020