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to have a strong need, desire, or craving to upgrade to the latest phone

Variation of jonesing, as in "keeping up with the Jones".

Nothing is wrong with your flip phone, why are you always phonesing for the latest cellular device?

phonesing by Tiffwit June 16, 2010

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Phoning the 90s

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

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Phosing

Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.

Phosing by ManKitten November 5, 2010

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phineing

to be addicted or obsessing over something most of the time Weed or some other drug

yo i am phineing right now i need to smoke a L.

phineing by ~GuS~ November 1, 2007

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Phoneliness

That feeling that comes over you when the people you are with are more interested in their phones than you.

As everyone else was sat around the table updating their Instagram, Facebook and Twitter feeds; An intense feeling of Phoneliness came over Bob as he realised he could easily vanish and the others probably wouldn't notice! :(

Phoneliness by MadBob81 November 27, 2015

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phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

phoning the czar by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

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Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

Drunk Phoning by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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