Phoser

A phone poser. Someone who pretends they are using their phone to avoid a situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you talk to her?
Guy 1: No, I pretended like I was talking on my phone.
Guy 2: You're such a phoser.

by ManKitten November 04, 2010

Phosing

Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.

by ManKitten November 04, 2010

Bizzits

Southern Illinois slang. Short for "being that it is".

"I had to go and get my coat bizzits cold outside.

by ManKitten July 12, 2006

Shame

Another word for semen. This definition has a double meaning. Using it as a noun, semen=shame. However, it's usually shameful the way most semen is brought about and it is naughty in nature. Besides, when telling sexual stories, you don't feel as dirty when you say, "I shamed all over her ass!" Some girls should be ashamed of themselves.

1. Girl "Dang, there is still some shame in my hair!"
2. Guy "That girl loved the shame, she couldn't get enough shame!"
3. Guy "Where do you want my shame?"

by ManKitten July 12, 2006

blaright

Abbreviated word for "well alright". Usually used by rednecks and hillbillies.

Guy: "Anybody want some more beer? I'm goin to the fridge.

Group: "no"

Guy: "Blaright."

by ManKitten April 29, 2007