Definitions by ManKitten

Phoser 

A phone poser. Someone who pretends they are using their phone to avoid a situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you talk to her?
Guy 1: No, I pretended like I was talking on my phone.
Guy 2: You're such a phoser.

Phoser by ManKitten November 6, 2010

Phosing 

Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.

Phosing by ManKitten November 5, 2010

Bizzits 

Southern Illinois slang. Short for "being that it is".

"I had to go and get my coat bizzits cold outside.

Bizzits by ManKitten September 5, 2008

blaright 

Abbreviated word for "well alright". Usually used by rednecks and hillbillies.

Guy: "Anybody want some more beer? I'm goin to the fridge.

Group: "no"

Guy: "Blaright."

blaright by ManKitten May 11, 2007

Shame

Another word for semen. This definition has a double meaning. Using it as a noun, semen=shame. However, it's usually shameful the way most semen is brought about and it is naughty in nature. Besides, when telling sexual stories, you don't feel as dirty when you say, "I shamed all over her ass!" Some girls should be ashamed of themselves.

1. Girl "Dang, there is still some shame in my hair!"
2. Guy "That girl loved the shame, she couldn't get enough shame!"
3. Guy "Where do you want my shame?"

Shame by ManKitten July 12, 2006