Phonsing

Phonsing is the intense feeling of anxiety when you leave your cell phone at home.

Mark...Shit...I left my cell phone at home ...we gotta turn around right now and go back and get it....I can't miss and calls or texts! I

Mark...NOW!

Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.

Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!

Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!

Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.

Mark

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

Phoning the 90s

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Phosing

Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.

by ManKitten November 5, 2010

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

Phonting

The act of dating someone at a specific day and time over the phone instead of in person; usually a routine.

Thasha: Hey, what is MinBoy doing?
ThaMeel: He's phonting outside right now, better not disturb.

by ThaMeel May 21, 2019

phoney phoning

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.

1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.

by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008