Phosing 

Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.

Phosing by ManKitten November 5, 2010

Phoning the 90s 

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Junko posing 

Junko posing is the language cosplayers use. It consists of hand signals that derive from movements Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa does. It may seem difficult to understand, but with time and practice, you may be able to master it.

Look! There's a wild cosplayer! I hope I am fluent enough in Junko Posing to be able to communicate with it.

Junko posing by Ash Winters August 13, 2019

t posing 

Something people do to assert dominance.

Bob was t posing to assert his dominance to Joe.

t posing by Dys😩 June 6, 2018

posing for animal crackers 

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

posing for animal crackers by Lady NY February 4, 2017

Phasing 

The period of time in between highs where you’re not sober but you’re not high either.

“Yo I think he’s having a withdrawal. He’s freakin’ out.”
“Nah he’s just phasing.”

Phasing by Putin’s Schlong March 7, 2019

t posing 

Something cool people do to assert dominance.

Bob was t posing to assert his dominance on Joe.

t posing by Dys😩 June 6, 2018