philvia 

a flacid penis, usually virginal and unused

lol a girl touched my philvia

philvia by jeremy January 9, 2005

Piracy-philia 

Too much desire to get involved in lucrative piracy in Somali seas. A strong feeling of love and admiration for piracy on the high seas.

Some background information

Pirate attacks in the Gulf of Aden, the Red Sea, and the waters far off Somalia’s eastern coast continue to increase not only the geographic range of their attacks, but the way they attack vessels. Somali pirates have adopted tactics that now allow them to attack more than 1,000 nautical miles off the Somali coast, with hefty ransom payments over $5 million per ship. Many pirates were lured to start such that new business by tales of easy cash.

A lot of unemployed young Somalis are affected by the pervasive piracy-philia.

Piracy-philia by Abdi Mahad August 29, 2012

Philliam 

The legitimate name for a person who goes by the name of Phil.

One at first may believe that Philip is the true name of anyone who goes by the label of Phil, but this is false, and is actually Philliam.

It is widely believed that Prince Philip himself changed this name due to childhood traumas, and had the Queen declare the name Philip as the proper title of a Phil... By brainwashing the masses.

(In posh British accent) My name's Philliam, Prince Philliam.

Philliam by Billiam Of Dankobury July 19, 2017

Reese's-philia 

Sexual attraction towards products such as Reese's peanut butter cups; Reese's pieces; Reese's spread; etc...

Alternate Name: Reese's Kink; Reese's Fetish

"Reese's-philia is a very rare kink, though some instances have been found in the US and other countries."

Reese's-philia by Oliver_The_Dude October 24, 2017

Philivia 

The illegitimate child of a 20-year old jobless, carless "man" (small man with small wonders, See 'Phillip') and an emotionally desperate, moderately overweight, Chipotle employee. Philivias are usually born overdue and slightly to moderately overweight. Normal Philivia characteristics include rectangular-shaped eyebrows, love handles, and chipped or cracked teeth, with or without gaps. They can normally be found in the employee lounge of the Good Egg or in a knockoff Chanel store with its mother buying track suits.

Can also be used to describe any person, thing, or situation that is unatractive, dirty, or otherwise unpleasant.

"Bro, whens your wife due?"
"She was due two months ago. I think we're having a fucking Philivia!"
"Man, that sucks"

"Who left this rotten chinese food in the fridge?"
"That's just my baby, Philivia."

"Dude, i think i have food poisoning. I keep having to take a huge Philivia"

"Baby, will you bring me that box of deep-fried twinkies?"
"Isn't this your third box today?"
"I'm hungryyyyyyyyy."
"You're being a total Philivia!"

Philivia by shirleyronson December 16, 2008

Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac 

You mean "necro", not "negro", you ignorant jerk. A Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac is one who likes to have sex with burning BLACK relatives of the same sex. Not dead relatives. Although, they'll be dead soon enough if they are burning, I guess.

I once met a homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac who never completely fulfilled his desires because although he could set his relatives on fire and have sex with them, none of his relatives were black.

Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac by sseni April 10, 2008

Philia 

Philia

A noun synonymous with 'fetish' and 'kink,' as well as 'love' and 'passion,' a philia is a concept or object that arouses  strong emotions/notions.
People who are philias are regarded as objects of sexual desire rather than people who desire( a philia or philias); people who are Philiacs are those who desire a philia or philias.

The hoyay in a certain anime is the philia of yaoi fangirls.
Am I your philia? If not, what's your philia?
It's not exactly my philia but I can dig it.
I live for my philia.

Philia by Foggypebble2 December 9, 2010