Philivia 

The illegitimate child of a 20-year old jobless, carless "man" (small man with small wonders, See 'Phillip') and an emotionally desperate, moderately overweight, Chipotle employee. Philivias are usually born overdue and slightly to moderately overweight. Normal Philivia characteristics include rectangular-shaped eyebrows, love handles, and chipped or cracked teeth, with or without gaps. They can normally be found in the employee lounge of the Good Egg or in a knockoff Chanel store with its mother buying track suits.

Can also be used to describe any person, thing, or situation that is unatractive, dirty, or otherwise unpleasant.

"Bro, whens your wife due?"
"She was due two months ago. I think we're having a fucking Philivia!"
"Man, that sucks"

"Who left this rotten chinese food in the fridge?"
"That's just my baby, Philivia."

"Dude, i think i have food poisoning. I keep having to take a huge Philivia"

"Baby, will you bring me that box of deep-fried twinkies?"
"Isn't this your third box today?"
"I'm hungryyyyyyyyy."
"You're being a total Philivia!"

Philivia by shirleyronson December 16, 2008

Philicia 

A sweet beautiful sexy woman. Brown hair and brown soulful eyes. She is kind-hearted and loved by all! She may be short but she is fiercely loyal to friends and family. Would give the world to make her loved ones happy. She has great taste in books music and movies. Not someone afraid of being herself!!!

Philicia is an amazing woman!

Philicia by Weldingchick December 19, 2016

philvia 

a flacid penis, usually virginal and unused

lol a girl touched my philvia

philvia by jeremy January 9, 2005

Philipian 

1) An individual who has the distinct physical features of a Filipino but does not incorporate the Filipino culture into one's personality.

2) It is also when someone of a different nationality does not know that a person from the Philippines is called a Filipino and tends to call them "Philipians"

"yea im filo but i cant speak tagalog"
"its cause you're not a filo, you're philipian"

"hey are you philipian?"
"what? you mean filipino?"
"oh yea sorry i thought it was philipian"

Philipian by bluebirdingoldencage November 21, 2009

Philivietchinorean 

An asian person who has blood related to The Philippines, Vietnam, Chinese and Korean

Person 1 "Hey did you see that new kid today?"
Person 2 "No. Why?"
Person 1 "I think he was Philivietchinorean.:

Philivietchinorean by Nandezonator June 30, 2011

Philicia 

A dumb friend

Philicia: OKay, So if I put my clothes in the oven will it work as a dryer?

You stupid

Philicia by incognitomode November 30, 2018