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An egg is a New Zealand slang word for someone who is acting like a dumbass, clown or an idiot. However it is used as a nicer way of saying such things. A recent Kiwi movie called "Boy" uses this word several times. It also could be used instead of saying dick. "stop being a dick, bro"
Stop being an egg, bro
by RohamaNz July 10, 2010
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White on the outside, yellow on the inside. A whiter person who wants to be asian.
Guy 1: "Hey Steve, what're you up to?"

Guy 2: "Nothing much, Jason. Just listening to my new JPop import CDs, making myself a light snack of rice and sashimi, reorganizing my Hello Kitty collection, stealing my neighbor's satellite feed to get TVJapan, looking through a few Honda and Nissan auto brochures, and talking with my girlfriend who's visiting her parents over in Hong Kong. Same ol', same ol."

Guy 1: "Eh... that's kind of stupid."

Guy 2: "Nani?! Baka yarou ja nai desu ne!!"

Guy 1: "...What?"

Guy 2: "Omoide aishiteiru genki desu ne!!"

Guy 1: "Speak English, you pasty white cracker. Do you even know what the fuck you're saying?"

Guy 2: "Sorry, sorry... I sometimes slip back into speaking Japanese when I'm angry."

Guy 1: "You don't even fucking speak Japanese!"

Guy 2: "What? Of course I do! It's a part of my heritage."

Guy 1: "Your heritage? You're a fucking redheaded white guy who's lived in fucking Nebraska his entire life! Stop being such a fucking Egg and accept the fact that you aren't Asian, let alone Japanese."

Guy 1: "Itadakimasu, you gaijin baka-chan."

Guy 2: "Say that stupid shit again and I'll punch you in the throat."
by Eat a Bag of Hell May 07, 2003
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Transgender person who hasn't come out yet. A chick or a cock on the inside.
You probably know someone who talks way too much about transgender people. That person may be an egg.
If they're unsure whether they want to transition they're a scrambled egg.
If they supposedly really dislike transgender people but still constantly talk about them they're a hard-boiled egg.
Politicians who are obsessed with denying transgender people's rights are eggs Benedict.
by happycookie August 09, 2017
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I just realised that egg is a NZ term. It is a very common insult not an overly harsh one. Your pretty much saying the other person is stupid. When I was little I would say your an egghead. Now everyone just says your an egg.
Stop being an egg! Your an egg.
by suckakumara October 11, 2011
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Christ, what is wrong with you people ? An egg is an egg. A conjugating cell which unites with another of like or unlike character to form a new individual.
Most talked about is the chicken's egg, usually white or brown in colour and shaped like an oval with a fat end. Alot of people eat them, but vegans don't eat them.
And people who don't like them don't eat them either.
Fred: What is that ?
Tom: It's an egg !
by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003
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