The legitimate name for a person who goes by the name of Phil.
One at first may believe that Philip is the true name of anyone who goes by the label of Phil, but this is false, and is actually Philliam.
It is widely believed that Prince Philip himself changed this name due to childhood traumas, and had the Queen declare the name Philip as the proper title of a Phil... By brainwashing the masses.
One at first may believe that Philip is the true name of anyone who goes by the label of Phil, but this is false, and is actually Philliam.
It is widely believed that Prince Philip himself changed this name due to childhood traumas, and had the Queen declare the name Philip as the proper title of a Phil... By brainwashing the masses.
by Billiam Of Dankobury July 19, 2017
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The drug can take the form of a drunk and cursing sailor when the parental presence is absent, and the user is weak-willed.
Phillium was created by the Derp. Foundation in 1992 from the pressure of the intelligent community who wanted a drug to dumb themselves down without the pressure of being stupid.
WARNING: Taking Phillium can result in any of the following symptoms: Stupidity, infertility, being a no life, having chairs thrown at you, being told to make a male figure a sandwich, growing a vagina, having a fondness for pie, death by harpoon impalement, being attracted to anything fury, rubbing yourself on the couch, stealing money in the form of ten dollar bills, repulsing woman, trying to wrestle a frog, anxiety, getting killed before scoring with the flag, being really white, losing your job, pregnancy, woman-like giggling, hair-loss, heart-pain, suicidal thoughts, being really nerdy and not realizing it even though everyone you have ever known has either told you or agreed with someone else who has but you continue on believing your cool while you sit in your room drooling over that periodic table on your wall, and cancer.
The drug can take the form of a drunk and cursing sailor when the parental presence is absent, and the user is weak-willed.
Phillium was created by the Derp. Foundation in 1992 from the pressure of the intelligent community who wanted a drug to dumb themselves down without the pressure of being stupid.
WARNING: Taking Phillium can result in any of the following symptoms: Stupidity, infertility, being a no life, having chairs thrown at you, being told to make a male figure a sandwich, growing a vagina, having a fondness for pie, death by harpoon impalement, being attracted to anything fury, rubbing yourself on the couch, stealing money in the form of ten dollar bills, repulsing woman, trying to wrestle a frog, anxiety, getting killed before scoring with the flag, being really white, losing your job, pregnancy, woman-like giggling, hair-loss, heart-pain, suicidal thoughts, being really nerdy and not realizing it even though everyone you have ever known has either told you or agreed with someone else who has but you continue on believing your cool while you sit in your room drooling over that periodic table on your wall, and cancer.
Commiit is Phillium
by ZSpark14 November 27, 2010
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To use one's acquired knowledge, no matter the size to explain any sort of phenomena occurring in one's surroundings, regardless of lacking all basic knowledge of the situation at hand, relying on the creativity of one's own inner 6'th grade level imagination in order to prove one's intelligence superior to all surround peers in an adult environment.
At work, Tom walked into a conversation where employees were attempting to demonstrate the new business strategy amongst each other. Tom decided to spout his opinion in the form of a "phillism" with a half heartened grin on his face that he didn't need to review along with the other employees because if he could figure out how to tie a "tie" that morning, he could easily figure the "core competency return to configure the optimal fund turn-over rate for the last quarter's marketing campaign segment". As Tom walked away satisfied with his attempt, all the other employees looked at each other puzzled and asked each other, "why the janitor was at work so early"?
by Awesome123 September 11, 2012
Get the Phillism mug.The condition in which a person acts like the famous TV show host, Dr. Phil. This condition affects a person's attitude in ways that make them brutally honest, passionate for helping others, and outrageously positive about life. A person can act this way momentarily or make a lifestyle out of it, telling us precisely what we already know in a remarkably profound way. Either way, this person will give great advice while suffering from Dr.Phillia, even though they probably are not a licensed psychologist.
"'Whoa, I just sounded like Dr. Phil for a second.'
'Watch out, you may be catching Dr. Phillia.'"
"'That girl is so great with advice, but she's not afraid to tell it like it is.'
'That's because she's suffering from chronic Dr.Phillia.'"
'Watch out, you may be catching Dr. Phillia.'"
"'That girl is so great with advice, but she's not afraid to tell it like it is.'
'That's because she's suffering from chronic Dr.Phillia.'"
by ThatApeyGirl September 16, 2010
Get the Dr.Phillia mug.Just a lad rlly. When ur freinds getting banged out at school he would just fukin Finnish his salt and vinegar crisps. And then YEET that mofo. He would just drop anyone who came his way, even if there was like 6 of them and they were older than him. He would just drop kick their asses to the fanny they came from. And whilst we’re on the subject of FANNYS, we should talk about Jamie Stanley. What kind of hoe likes dick is what I wanna know...
Some nerd “did u see William pilliam kick off at those nerds at lunch?”
“No, but it sounds like it was pretty cool”
“No, but it sounds like it was pretty cool”
by Aye o Bailey p the g July 19, 2018
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