When you are dating a girl, and she hasn't given you either a blowjob or a handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
Guy #1: Yo dude, did she finally at least blow you last night?
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.
by socaljdb24 January 24, 2011
What you are when you don't have a job.
by anonymous October 27, 2004
Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.
I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".
by qwerty1 July 12, 2009
To try and get so drunk/stoned that one wakes up in the morning having lost their job.
Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.
Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.
by defiti June 3, 2006
being a bum, living off the GOVERNMENT, sucking the life out of everyone around me and mooching from people who are sick of taking care of me.
by Salvatori Vitali September 7, 2007
by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008
damn, he unemployed
by completelyinept December 12, 2016