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Philbate 

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.
Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.
Philbate by dydx November 7, 2010
Related Words

Tramp Philately 

The collecting of Tramp Stamps (tattoos on women aka whores, aka skanks, aka cum guzzling whorehounds)
Tiffany loved tramp philately; she got her 9th tattoo.

Tramp Philately by Garth Fenderson February 17, 2009

poiliate 

to use potting soil as crafts, often attracting unexpected creatures, such as birds, worms, ants, and flies.
When I saw him trying to poiliate his project, I waited for a bird to peck him on the nose.
poiliate by CommaRealichi October 19, 2013

Philatelly 

Philatelly is a smart person
she is kind, and sometimes she is a brave person. Philatelly is a good person, but she can be the most evil person, she is cute and wont give up on her future.
Hey do you know person who can be ur soulmate forever?
That must be philatelly ;)
Philatelly by Taewife November 23, 2021
a stamp collector
guy: i am a philately

other guy: what the heck is that?!?!

guy: collector of stamps

other guy: DIDNT ASK
philately by pooeater123! May 23, 2024

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026