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verb.
To have a kink or philia towards something.
At first, my sex life was pretty vanilla, but then I started to philiate the use of toys in the bedroom.
philiate by Diriector_Doc February 11, 2023
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Philbate 

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.
Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.
Philbate by dydx November 7, 2010
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Tramp Philately 

The collecting of Tramp Stamps (tattoos on women aka whores, aka skanks, aka cum guzzling whorehounds)
Tiffany loved tramp philately; she got her 9th tattoo.

Tramp Philately by Garth Fenderson February 17, 2009

poiliate 

to use potting soil as crafts, often attracting unexpected creatures, such as birds, worms, ants, and flies.
When I saw him trying to poiliate his project, I waited for a bird to peck him on the nose.
poiliate by CommaRealichi October 19, 2013

Philatelly 

Philatelly is a smart person
she is kind, and sometimes she is a brave person. Philatelly is a good person, but she can be the most evil person, she is cute and wont give up on her future.
Hey do you know person who can be ur soulmate forever?
That must be philatelly ;)
Philatelly by Taewife November 23, 2021
a stamp collector
guy: i am a philately

other guy: what the heck is that?!?!

guy: collector of stamps

other guy: DIDNT ASK
philately by pooeater123! May 23, 2024
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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