phallacio 

The act of oral sex.

That French man-whore Jean De Lorme gives some good phallacio I'll tell you what!

phallacio by P. Lucho August 11, 2004

phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

Phallacy 

A spurious statement regarding the size of one's penis.

He uttered an unforgivable phallacy last night. The sad thing is that it worked... She went to his room during the party. I can only imagine the look on her face after he dropped trou.

Phallacy by HanTzu November 5, 2010

phallatio 

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

phallatio by djdope February 13, 2009

phallaphobia 

The fear if penises. Especially erect.

Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.

phallaphobia by duckiemelon November 30, 2013

logical phallacy 

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)

Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.

logical phallacy by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014

phallicing 

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

phallicing by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018