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Phallacy

A spurious statement regarding the size of one's penis.
He uttered an unforgivable phallacy last night. The sad thing is that it worked... She went to his room during the party. I can only imagine the look on her face after he dropped trou.
by HanTzu November 5, 2010
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a lie regarding one's penis size
Mike said he had a 9 inch dick...that is SUCH a phallacy...
by Whitty May 26, 2003
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Phallacy is the name of an amazing clothing company which offers magical color changing clothes.. That's right clothes that change color when you go outside. AMAZING MAGICAL

The word phallacy is a play on the word Fallacy as in a misleading argument or false argument.. Thus Phallacy's Clothing misleads many by having things appear on it..
Dick: Dude did your shirt just change color?

Jane: Yeah it's magic nig!

or

OMG YOUR SHIRT JUST HAD STUFF APPEAR ON IT !

DUH I bought this wonderful color changing shirt from phallacy lets go play in the sun and make it change...
by The Phallacy September 19, 2008
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Phallacy

It is a lie that all who believes in it gets fucked over
Phallacy is used in the same context as fallacy. it is a play on words. examples are believing that you will be happier being poor, believing that your GF isn't cheating on you, the media doesn't lie
by Want some gas? February 11, 2023
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Phallacy: the false belief that one has a large penis
Mike was talking shit swinging his dick around like he's working with something massive. It's a total phallacy, he's hung like a squirrel!
by DeepMatchSean May 26, 2023
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Phallacy BIG

Reference to a man's penis size being well above average. It's a play on the terms phallus, and fallacy. Phallus, meaning erect penis, and fallacy, meaning incorrect conclusion or wrong idea.

The term comes from a clothing brand named PHALLACY that uses the slogan Size Matters. It's a BDE brand that uses sexual innuendo to indicate a man's size.

Some say that size doesn't matter, which is the fallacy, because it clearly does.
Woman 1: Did you hook up with that guy last night? How was it?
Woman 2: Girl, he was big but he wasn't Phallacy BIG.

Woman 3: The guy from last night was probably the biggest I've ever had, I'm talkin' Phallacy BIG.
Woman 4: Did it hurt?

Man 1: I've heard women say size doesn't matter, until they try one that's Phallacy BIG
by Phallacy | Size Matters March 20, 2024
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A reference to a man's penis being bigger than normal.
Woman 1: Did you hear about Mike and Ashley?
Woman 2: Yeah! I heard he was packing, but she said it was really big, like Phallacy BIG.
by Phallacy | Size Matters April 4, 2024
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