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phallatio 

phallatio by P. Lucho August 11, 2004

phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.
Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.
phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

hallatious 

meaning hilarious in larger standards. Most commonly seen on Jacksfilms videos on youtube.
Jack- "That is ducking g hallatious."
hallatious by 30secondsgone March 11, 2012

phallaphobia 

Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.
phallaphobia by duckiemelon November 30, 2013

phallutious 

adjective. (Fah-lou-tious)
Better than sex. In a sense that what ever experience occured, the event was quite eventful, full of color, fun, and just down right dandy. In other words better than sex is reffering to the fact that it was mad radly insanely awesome.
insanely awesome
That concert was phallutious.
phallutious by Sophia T October 29, 2007

pillatio 

When you have to take the reins with a pill popper to get some noggin.

To facefuck your unconscious date.
Whenever the wife takes too many sleeping pills I treat myself to pillatio.
pillatio by Guy Mandude 69 January 31, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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