phallaphobia

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Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.

phallaphobia by duckiemelon November 30, 2013

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Phallophobia

Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.

Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.

Phallophobia by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008

Related Words

phallaphobia • Phallophobia • phalaphobia • hallaphobia • Palmaphobia • phalliophobia • phallusphobia • phasmaphobian • philaphobia • Phyllophobia

phalaphobia

Fear of a boner.

*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

phalaphobia by Vanguard September 12, 2003

Palmaphobia

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?

Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.

Palmaphobia by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020

Phallophobia

the fear of a penis; to fear a erect or even a non-erect penis

Sorry I have a phallophobia, so keep it way.

Phallophobia by Dsmart July 15, 2007

phallophobia

a phobia of the penis.

Steve: let's have sex!...
Kayla: nooooo!! i have a severe case of phallophobia!!11!!111oneone.

phallophobia by goochmonster February 25, 2008

greg paulaphobia

The fear of greg paul the ld pedophole who created jake and logan paul. "greg paulaphobia means you have a fear of greg paul and are scared of him". The near mention of his name will haunt you or you will have nightmares based of him.
There is no way to treat this phobia.

guy- "guys I am deeply afraid of greg paul and have greg paulaphobia please help me"
other guy- "oh shit man damn really?"
greg paul- "hi guys"
guy-"dies"

greg paulaphobia by big_brain69420 November 1, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026