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Phallophobia

Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.
Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.
Phallophobia by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008

phalaphobia 

Fear of a boner.
*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
phalaphobia by Vanguard September 12, 2003

Palmaphobia 

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?
Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.

Phallophobia

the fear of a penis; to fear a erect or even a non-erect penis
Sorry I have a phallophobia, so keep it way.
Phallophobia by Dsmart July 15, 2007

phallophobia

a phobia of the penis.
Steve: let's have sex!...
Kayla: nooooo!! i have a severe case of phallophobia!!11!!111oneone.
phallophobia by goochmonster February 25, 2008

greg paulaphobia 

The fear of greg paul the ld pedophole who created jake and logan paul. "greg paulaphobia means you have a fear of greg paul and are scared of him". The near mention of his name will haunt you or you will have nightmares based of him.
There is no way to treat this phobia.
guy- "guys I am deeply afraid of greg paul and have greg paulaphobia please help me"
other guy- "oh shit man damn really?"
greg paul- "hi guys"
guy-"dies"
greg paulaphobia by big_brain69420 November 1, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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