phallacosity 

noun
1: quality of similarity to male genitalia
1a: quality of being like to a phallus

That shrub has great phallacosity.

phallacosity by CommunistDew August 24, 2004

Phallacity

The degree of which an object resembles a penis or penis-like object.

The veins drawn on my soda bottle added extra phallacity.

Phallacity by Boston Pancake December 12, 2013