pezzer

dirty old slang for the menstruation of a lady, usually known as a period

"she was being a real witch, i blame her pezzer"

"she was in pezzer mode so we left her alone"

by STOPHSTOPHSKI December 6, 2006

Papa's pizzeria

Best game 100000000000000000000000/10

Imma play papa's pizzeria

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Pezzed

the perfect level of drunkenness; on the Scale of Drunkenness (from Buzzed to Black-Out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.

you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.

"dude, do shots with me!"

"nah thats ok, I'm already pezzed, i won't need another drink for a bit."

by zoeeager August 18, 2008

Danielle Peazer

She is one of the many beautiful and talented dancers from the UK. She is widely know for her comebacks and shut downs towards her haters for being the wonderful and amazing Liam Payne's girlfriend.

She's performed for many known artists, as well as awards shows, such as Jessie J and Olly Murs at the 2012 BRITS where, unsuspectingly her boyfriend's boyband One Direction won an award for their first single, 'What Makes You Beautiful'.

Girl 1: OMIGOSH, who was that gorgeous girl on the screen near Olly?! Can she like, give me her face?!

Girl 2: Do you live under a rock?! THAT'S LIAM PAYNE'S GIRLFRIEND, DANIELLE PEAZER! They need to like, get married.

Girl 1: They would have really cute kids...

Girl 2: And she like, shuts down those haters. She's completely invincible. And Liam totally stood up for her. It was ADORABLE!

Girl 2: Fricken get married already.

by SaloftheCentury July 30, 2012

Pelzer Sluice

God’s unholy contraption. A cruel and heinous means of torture in which a helpless human being is chucked into a machine via a conveyor belt and enters the Pelzer Sluice where the person is callously skinned alive. The skinless corpse comes out of the machine on one end and the victim’s skin on the other.

After interrogating the man for some time, the cartel leader decided to have his men take him to the Pelzer Sluice where he was consciously flayed.

by Internetica October 21, 2023

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

Peezer

A disposable vape device, commonly used in Miami, Florida by jit sold by local plugs.

Bernie: Aye yo you got a cuvie on you?
Gerardo: What the fuck is that, you know I only rock peezers jit.
Bernie: Alright g ima fw you

by Ree eeee August 31, 2020