the perfect level of drunkenness; on the Scale of Drunkenness (from Buzzed to Black-Out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.
you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.
you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.
by zoeeager July 22, 2008
by The guvernor November 26, 2016
'Pezzed' (Verb past tense) - such severe anal phinger phun that said recipient's head flings back in the fashion of a Pez dispenser as the tips of the index and forefinger emerge with vigour
Ainsley Harriet grinned as he pezzed yet another unsuspecting victim, his head flinging back in the fashion of a Pez Dispenser
by pezdispense June 3, 2015
The intensely sensual act of inserting candy into your sweet, sweet lover's tight, tight asshole and joyously eating it out. Optionally, have said lover eat the same candy, very sexually, from your hand at the same time in order to complete the beautiful, eternal, circle of life.
You: Hey, baby, you down for a bit of pezzing this fine Sunday afternoon?
Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!
You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!
Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!
You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!
by McBumbersnazzle July 12, 2021
by Katalyst September 5, 2003
As in ejaculating, like a pez dispenser
by Ronnie “The Bear” Holstein November 24, 2018
>Verb< to Pez,
The act of placing a Pez Candy into a woman's vagina and then retrieving the item with your tongue for stimulating pleasure as well as a tasty snack.
The act of placing a Pez Candy into a woman's vagina and then retrieving the item with your tongue for stimulating pleasure as well as a tasty snack.
Brandon: Guess what I did last night.
Jackson: Whu man,
Brandon: Got some Pez man, and I went at it, HAHA! Put six in there got em all out with my tongue dog!
Jackson: Say WHA!?
Brandon: Hell yeah! I was like baby we are gonna do this and she was like, Alright, and yup, we did it.
Jackson: Badass.
Brandon: Yup, I was Pezzing all night long brah.
Jackson: Ima see if my girl will let me Pez.
(Next Day(
Jackson: Guess what I did last night.
Brandon: NO WAY!
Austin: NO WAY!
Jackson: Yup
Jackson: Whu man,
Brandon: Got some Pez man, and I went at it, HAHA! Put six in there got em all out with my tongue dog!
Jackson: Say WHA!?
Brandon: Hell yeah! I was like baby we are gonna do this and she was like, Alright, and yup, we did it.
Jackson: Badass.
Brandon: Yup, I was Pezzing all night long brah.
Jackson: Ima see if my girl will let me Pez.
(Next Day(
Jackson: Guess what I did last night.
Brandon: NO WAY!
Austin: NO WAY!
Jackson: Yup
by Bhr0kin April 25, 2011