Pezzed

the perfect level of drunkenness; on the Scale of Drunkenness (from Buzzed to Black-Out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.

you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.

"dude, do shots with me!"

"nah thats ok, I'm already pezzed, i won't need another drink for a bit."

Pezzed by zoeeager August 18, 2008

Pezzed

A person who has had ones throat cut

That guy over there is not gonna make it, he's pezzed.(finished)

Pezzed by The guvernor November 25, 2016

Pezzed

'Pezzed' (Verb past tense) - such severe anal phinger phun that said recipient's head flings back in the fashion of a Pez dispenser as the tips of the index and forefinger emerge with vigour

Ainsley Harriet grinned as he pezzed yet another unsuspecting victim, his head flinging back in the fashion of a Pez Dispenser

Pezzed by pezdispense June 4, 2015

pozzed 

Description for a group/entity that has been infected with postmodern identity politics that erodes its ability to carry out the original mission.

Urban Dictionary is pretty pozzed these days

pozzed by craig395792 April 6, 2021

pozzed 

being zapped with AIDs by a homosexual male on purpose.

You got AIDS? lol, you got pozzed.

pozzed by Full Rake September 21, 2006

pozzed 

To be intentionally infected with a viral disease, typically Aids. Seen as a "bad beat", especially in poker circles

Grimmstar was pozzed for life when he pulled that douchebag move on the dude at nl 20k

pozzed by BBVforever September 21, 2006

puzzed 

a state of confusion; short for puzzled

"Nicole was so puzzed when she reached into the bag of pretzels and pulled out a dog treat!"

puzzed by rebecca chernin February 12, 2010