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Papa's pizzeria 

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Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
It's a place to get pizza for people who are incompetent of making their own.
Kid: Dad, can we have pizza tonight for dinner?
Dad: We'll have to order from the pizzeria.
Pizzeria by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

Mark's Pizzeria 

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Friend: I really want some pizza from Mark's Pizzeria
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Mark's Pizzeria by Apoolo May 28, 2021
“Ah yes Winston might I have a slice of your Pizzer?”

Winston: “Sod of you knobber
Pizzer by D34d_Ledger September 1, 2021
Alternate spelling for Pezzas, an Australian slang term for “parents”. Also called “The Pez”.
The Pezzers were proud of me for going to school today. In reality I was smoking darts at the mall.
Pezzers by bailsy January 31, 2022