Pizzeria

It's a place to get pizza for people who are incompetent of making their own.

Kid: Dad, can we have pizza tonight for dinner?
Dad: We'll have to order from the pizzeria.

by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

pizzeria

Watery shit as a result of eating at a bad Italian restaurant.

I'm never eating at Gudio's again; I got the worst case of pizzeria.

by T DePuy September 30, 2005

Pizzeria

A female that is so grotesque it is questionable of its gender, even the voice of such a monstrosity will force one to gag. upon sight of such a filth pile one is forced to scream at the top of there lungs as instinct to warn others that Satan's Penis is walking the earth

Man 1.) OH GOD! is that Pizzeria over there?

Man 2.) Yeah

Man 1.) AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Man 2.) AAAAHHHHH!!!!

by ДRCHIMEDE§ March 29, 2010

Papa's pizzeria

Best game 100000000000000000000000/10

Imma play papa's pizzeria

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

Mark's Pizzeria

DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP

Friend: I really want some pizza from Mark's Pizzeria
Other Friend: DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP

by Apoolo May 28, 2021

Old School Pizzeria

Located at 108 Franklin St NE in Olympia, WA; it is by far the best pizza found in Washington State. Not only does the pizza rock your socks off, the walls are covered in old poster's from the 70's and 80's including, but not limited to, star wars, madonna, magic johnson, duran duran, kiss and the pizza eating champion from a few years ago. They play wicked music and have a small arcade located in the back. The bathrooms are terrifying but the drinks are refillable, which makes up for it IMO. The cashier is usually a trendy hippie/indie with strange tattoos and outlandish clothes. The dudes making pizza are all insanely good looking indie kids with rad hair. Two slices of pepperoni and a medium soda FTW!!!!!!!!!
(Not to mention the stellar super hero mural on the side of the building.)

Tom: Man... I'm really hungry. I wish there was a funktastic eatery in or around my current location of Olympia.
George: BROSKIE!! OLD SCHOOL PIZZERIA FO RIZZLE!!!
Tom: You are so right.

by pizza connoisseur January 19, 2009