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Peezer
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Peezer
Peezer
The greatest band ever to be made. The most original name, usually suggested by the tallest person in the band. The band consists usually of a loncoln as the main vocalist of the band. However, the band name is usually hated by the band members at first, but they will later grow to love and cherish the name.
Peezer by localairdropper April 16, 2023
peener and veggies
Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
peener and veggies by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015
Peener
Peezure
The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.
Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014
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