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penaphobia
The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005
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Pentapod
1. (n) A man whose relationship with a minor revolves around sex. Coined in Nabokov's 'Lolita', and refers to Humbert's primarily sexual relationship with the titular character. The word itself literally means a creature with five limbs, the fifth being the man's penis.
2. (n) A pedophile/lolicon.
2. (n) A pedophile/lolicon.
Pentapod by ionlysignedupforoneword November 17, 2019
Pentaplegic
What happened to you?
They broke my arms and ate my legs and barbacued my dick like a hot dog. Im a pentaplegic
They broke my arms and ate my legs and barbacued my dick like a hot dog. Im a pentaplegic
Pentaplegic by Mc Fuggin August 2, 2011
penaptacon
A storage device such as a USB thumb drive or portable hard drive that is gifted to another individual with nude photos of the gifter. The photos are generally extreme close ups or framed specifically to showcase ones genitalia aroused or otherwise.
1. Johnathon gave Hillary a penaptacon so she has something to look at while she is over seas in iraq.
2. Mark gave his new boyfriend his favorite penaptacon in hopes he would enjoy what he saw.
2. Mark gave his new boyfriend his favorite penaptacon in hopes he would enjoy what he saw.
penaptacon by Lindsay Price December 30, 2007
pentapeptides
Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).
New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.
pentapeptides by Spoofnet April 3, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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