Pentaplegic

A person or condition of being disabled or rid of all apendiges and the dick

What happened to you?
They broke my arms and ate my legs and barbacued my dick like a hot dog. Im a pentaplegic

by Mc Fuggin August 2, 2011

Peniplegic

When you cannot get an erection because of an injury to the balls. Condition is usually temporary but more severe injury could cause permanent damage.

Liz kicked Dave in the balls and now he is a peniplegic!

by Kennedydp5 March 23, 2010

petplegic

Being unable to get up from your chair because you’re trapped by a sleeping pet on some necessary part of your body (and duh, you can’t disturb the sleeping fur baby, no matter how desperately you need to pee (or whatever)).

“Honey, could you get me a beer? Bowie’s on my lap, and I’m petplegic.”

by LaneEndsHere November 28, 2021