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Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.
Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.
So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.
So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
by Spoofnet January 13, 2013
Get the pornband mug.A phrase muttered in a drunken stupor when something goes well, and by well, i mean putting my seatbelt on.
by Spoofnet July 27, 2006
Get the cape canaveral mug.When in a situation which is merited as being the best possible one. Often muttered when being lazy on a chair, with a beer in hand and something decent on TV.
by Spoofnet July 18, 2006
Get the french living mug.A phrase used to describe someone who, will looking physically attractive at their current age, and state of life, is likely to get fatter in a few years time - if they were to settle down.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
by Spoofnet December 15, 2011
Get the podge potential mug.A phrase used to describe a really attractive pair of legs on a woman, so that the woman who is being described does not know that you are talking about her legs (i.e. it is a code system).
More specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way - the rating system running from Sunday to Saturday, with "Sunday legs" being too thin and "Saturday legs" being too fat - hence "Wednesday legs" (the mid-point of the week) are just right.
N.B. When rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same - there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.
More specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way - the rating system running from Sunday to Saturday, with "Sunday legs" being too thin and "Saturday legs" being too fat - hence "Wednesday legs" (the mid-point of the week) are just right.
N.B. When rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same - there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.
(Attractive woman in front)
Man 1: Look at those wednesday's!
Man 2: I dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday's to me...
(Attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
Man 1: She had some damn nice wednesday legs.
Man 1: Look at those wednesday's!
Man 2: I dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday's to me...
(Attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
Man 1: She had some damn nice wednesday legs.
by Spoofnet December 10, 2005
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by Spoofnet November 20, 2011
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