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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

pewaphobia 

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar
Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.
pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010
Panphobia is the fear of everything. Despite the name, panphobia is not registered as a type of phobia in medical references.
Charlie suffers from panphobia and therefore has an unexplainable fear of everything.
Panphobia by Something Badass August 6, 2015

Peniaphobia 

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!
Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

penisphobia

Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!
he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.
penisphobia by lynz[ee] June 16, 2006

pwnaphobic 

Fear of being pwned.
Johhny plays on a pve server because he is pwnaphobic.
pwnaphobic by Spod December 30, 2005