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The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...

Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.

penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

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Panophobia

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

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penaphobia • peniaphobia • Peniphobia • penophobia • Panaphobia • peraphobia • pewaphobia • pwnaphobia • pedophobia • Panphobia

pewaphobia

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar

Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.

pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010

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Panphobia

Panphobia is the fear of everything. Despite the name, panphobia is not registered as a type of phobia in medical references.

Charlie suffers from panphobia and therefore has an unexplainable fear of everything.

Panphobia by Something Badass August 6, 2015

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Peniaphobia

The fear of poverty.

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!

Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

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penisphobia

Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!

he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.

penisphobia by lynz[ee] June 16, 2006

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pwnaphobic

Fear of being pwned.

Johhny plays on a pve server because he is pwnaphobic.

pwnaphobic by Spod December 30, 2005

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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