Jeff: you mean pineapples?
Mark: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect.
Jeff: but were talking in person?
Mark: *visibly sweating*
Mark: *wipes forehead*
Jeff: please stop wiping my fucking forehead
I have a pen, I have an apple, ungh, apple pen! I have pineapple, I have a pen, (ugh), pinapple pen, pineapple pen, apple pen, (UGH!) ,pen pineapple apple pen
The main crop grown on Japwn with high amounts of pwntassium. Consumers of pwnapple become more adept at reducing their foes to the minimal levels of skill and prowess. Considered a delicacy by pwners everywhere.
"Scott is playing exceptionally well tonight. It must be due to his rabid consumption of pwnapples earlier today."
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.