Peenapping

1. Sitting on the toilet when you're tired or sleepy or falling asleep in the middle of a pee.
2. Somebody waking you up to get off the porcelain throne just to go to bed.

I found my husband on the toilet peenapping at 4am, I had to wake him up to go to back to bed.

by Bacon Butterfly October 1, 2021

Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

by mtfrkl March 11, 2015