It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.
by cny84 April 09, 2006
by Sticky April 04, 2003
woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.
She's a real woodpecker.
by C February 24, 2004
A hard penis.
by urban pervert April 04, 2003
When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.
Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?
Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.
Girl 2: Yup
Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.
Girl 2: Yup
by Patrick Gora October 09, 2006
The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.
Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006
by Woodpecker October 04, 2006