penaphernalia

Collective term for penis-related products such as pills, patches, creams, pumps, and so forth hawked in spam email advertising.

"I hate Mondays. It takes hours just to delete all the penaphernalia that came in over the weekend."

by RichardM November 9, 2008

Paraphernalia

Things to do stuff with.

"I love the word 'paraphernalia.' It's the most sophisticated sounding word with the most vague and simple definition."

by Pierre Pressure October 12, 2011

genitalia paraphernalia

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia

Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

by ShutUpHeidi February 12, 2018

paraphernalia

1. Stuff, things, items, objects, tools, geegaws, whachamacallits, thingamajigs, dofunnies, hinktybobbles, accoutrements, trinkets, accesories, clutter, flotsam, jetsam, literature, gadgets, nicknacks, paddy-whacks, and dogs to give bones to.

2. Items one uses to accomplish a task.

3. Tools of a trade.

4. Anything used to assist in ingesting illegal narcotics of any kind.

1. I don't want any of your paraphernalia!

4. They got busted for manufacturing paraphernalia, man! (A common refrain around Arcata, CA.)

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

peniphernalia

A catch-all term for the assorted pills, pumps, patches, potions, and other penis-related products commonly advertised in spam emails.

"I'm looking for an important email, but I have about to wade through all this peniphernalia spam to find it."

by Delirium Dreams February 16, 2008

drug paraphernalia

Any object or tool used to get high or under the influence.

The cops took my bong and pipe because they said it was drug paraphernalia.

by hiltacular April 19, 2007

pornaphernalia

Adult toys, clothing and other items that are used when making a porn.

There was so much pornaphernalia used in the adult film, "John does Karazona" that we had a fucking yard sale afterward.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014