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Penorobigus
Example 1:
Person 1: Hey man! I just bought a PS3
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 2:
Person 1: Jewbacca had sex with your mom
Person 2: Red Ranger had sex with your dad
Person 1: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 3:
Person 1: Chuck Norris
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Person 1: Hey man! I just bought a PS3
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 2:
Person 1: Jewbacca had sex with your mom
Person 2: Red Ranger had sex with your dad
Person 1: PENOROBIGUS!
Example 3:
Person 1: Chuck Norris
Person 2: PENOROBIGUS!
Penorobigus by Ghawd May 29, 2008
Related Words
penorp • Penor pizza • penor power • Penor • penophile • Penormous • penophobia • Penorse • pedorphins • pen0rphobia
Penor Cleanor
Noun. A person or animal who cleans penises through: sucking, licking, spit shining or oiling. Much like a car wash for your cock.
Penor Cleanor by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005
pedorphins
Endorphins that are activated in your feet to block the pain from dancing the night away in ill-fitting shoes. Once the dancing stops, and the pedorphins wear off, you may find you are crippled for life.
Brian: "Why are you walking like a cripple? You were dancing up a storm a minute ago."
Linda: "That was before the pedorphins wore off. Now that I've stopped, my feet are killing me."
Brian: "I suggest that you keep on dancing then."
Linda: "That was before the pedorphins wore off. Now that I've stopped, my feet are killing me."
Brian: "I suggest that you keep on dancing then."
pedorphins by vegasnow January 7, 2012
Penoral Defication
Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.
Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*
Penoral Defication by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020
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