Penorse

A person that has a large penis (Pen), thats hung like a horse (orse).

"My boyfriend has a huge penorse, what about yours?"

Penorse by amanda225 February 8, 2009

Penorse

A man that has a penis as large as a horse

That man is a penorse judging by the size of his pants tent

Penorse by Landonnoballs February 28, 2019

Penarse 

A silly billy.

"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"

Penarse by Rob Weir October 2, 2003

Penoose 

When a man commits suicide with genitalia.

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yea, I heard he penoosed himself. Im actually impressed.

Penoose by CatPower January 4, 2015

Working Up A Penrose 

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

Working Up A Penrose by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

penorkel 

A semi chubby penis, particularly when a male is lying in a bath. The penis sticks up out of the water like a snorkel, creating a cross between a penis and a snorkel. A penorkel.

Also used to describe one of lesser intelligence.

Wow, look at my penorkel. My penorkel is coming up for air.

You are such a penorkel.

penorkel by Boomer03 October 30, 2012

Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

Penrose, Colorado by BigToe3 February 18, 2011