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The fear of having a small dick, and or the fear of people around you having bigger dicks then you

"Hobbs John from #random was scared that his dick was smaller then most.

pen0rphobia by ||SysTeM|| June 4, 2004

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penaphobia

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...

Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.

penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

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Peniaphobia

The fear of poverty.

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!

Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

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penisphobia

Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!

he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.

penisphobia by lynz[ee] June 16, 2006

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Peniphobia

Occurs when one is afraid of penises.

Maybe she has peniphobia...

Peniphobia by Jenny Brewski December 11, 2003

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penophobia

the fear/disgust of the penis

i dont like willies because i have penophobia

penophobia by emma May 13, 2005

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peniphobia

The fear of something that possesses a penis.

Whenever I'm around Johnny my peniphobia kicks in.

peniphobia by pot harry August 7, 2011

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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