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Penophile
Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.
Penophile by MiamiManny November 12, 2019
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penophile
a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person's pens and forgets to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.
Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.
penophile by A. Townsend August 17, 2007
Penophile
A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.
A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?
Person: Is pencil okay?
Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?
Person: But it's a Ticon...
Penophile: Ugh...fine...
Person: Is pencil okay?
Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?
Person: But it's a Ticon...
Penophile: Ugh...fine...
Penophile by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
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