pedorphins 

Endorphins that are activated in your feet to block the pain from dancing the night away in ill-fitting shoes. Once the dancing stops, and the pedorphins wear off, you may find you are crippled for life.

Brian: "Why are you walking like a cripple? You were dancing up a storm a minute ago."
Linda: "That was before the pedorphins wore off. Now that I've stopped, my feet are killing me."
Brian: "I suggest that you keep on dancing then."

pedorphins by vegasnow January 7, 2012

pedophist 

An individual who, while not necessarily attracted to children or being a practicing pedophile himself, is nevertheless guilty of systemic and/or unconscious pedophilia by virtue of his support for, or defense of, individuals, organizations, and institutions that advocate, normalize, or engage in activities involving pedophilia, child porn, sex-trafficking minors, or political efforts to lower the legal age-of-consent.

Ben Shapiro is clearly a pedophist given his public defense of the movie Cuties.

pedophist by Anders Bishop III September 19, 2020

Epdorphins 

Chemical released by the brain to help reach a state of Epdorphinsis

I'm full of Epdorphins today

Epdorphins by The New Professor November 25, 2020

pedophist 

A person who is a cross between a pedophile and a person who has a foot fetish

Person 1: I'm a pedophist
Person 2: Me too i love kids and feet

pedophist by laurajess March 31, 2009

Pedophist 

An individual who, while not necessarily attracted to children or being a practicing pedophile himself, is nevertheless guilty of systemic and/or unconscious pedophilia by virtue of his support for, or defense of, individuals, organizations, and institutions that advocate, normalize, or engage in activities involving pedophilia, child porn, sex-trafficking minors, or political efforts to lower the legal age-of-consent.

Ben Shapiro is clearly a pedophist given his public defense of the movie Cuties.

Pedophist by Pancho Sanza September 17, 2020

pedophist 

noun

An individual who, while not necessarily attracted to children or being a practicing pedophile himself, is nevertheless guilty of systemic and/or unconscious pedophilia by virtue of his support for, or defense of, individuals, organizations, and institutions that advocate, normalize, or engage in activities involving pedophilia, child porn, sex-trafficking minors, or political efforts to lower the legal age-of-consent.

Ben Shapiro is clearly a pedophist given his public defense of the movie Cuties.

pedophist by the system disconnect September 18, 2020

pedophistry 

The form of speech used by pedophists in their apologetics in defense of their own or other's actions as a pedophist.

Ben Shapiro's videos are always filled with pedophistry--a great example is his defense of the cp netherflix movie 'Cuties.'

pedophistry by Anders Bishop III September 19, 2020