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A p3n0r is 1337-speak for penis.
Meh p3n0r pwns j00rs rofl.
p3n0r by Snoogma February 17, 2005
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1337 'elite' speak for penis, usually used as a dumbass response to a question they either don't completely understand, or don't know the answer to. It's used to make the person stop asking questions, by making them walk away from the dumbass.
Are you fucking stupid?
p3n0r?
Related Words
p3n0r p3n0rii m3n0r p3n0r pen0r p33n0r p0n0r p2n0r p3n4r p3nor p3nz0r
More of the same lame-ass "1337" online language, referring to the more common pen0r or penor, meaning "penis"

Anyone who might venture to use this terminology is an idiot, and should be dealt with by severe beatings or vivisection.
Idiot: "p3n0r!!!!1111oneoneonewonwonwon"
Sane person: "I will kill you now."
p3n0r by pizzozo March 2, 2005
A penis that is smaller then two inches.
That chic's got a penor.
p3n0r by Sean August 21, 2003

m3n0r p3n0r 

'Mean Penis' in L337-speak, also referring to "dickhead"--the insult.

Or, engaging the term to another who is a penis-sucking-whore.
leik0mz!!!11 u r t3h m3n0r p3n0r!!111 u suxx0rz!!
OR
leik0mg!!11 u suxx0r m4j0y m3n0r p3n0r!!111zz
m3n0r p3n0r by r0x0rz February 4, 2005
A slang term for the Penis

This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.

This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.
*** Typical Use of the Word ***

<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?

<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?

<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!

<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?

<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!

<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD

<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
pen0r by OddNumber September 7, 2004
A slang term for Penis that is often used on the internet in chatrooms and on games.
Empsha: My pen0r sense is tingling. Somewhere in the wide world a fat girl just lost their virginity!
Pen0r by Empsha Duskryn October 15, 2008
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