Urban Dictionary: Uncle

Top definition

That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.

Uncle Ben why are you here?

Oh please uncle can you stop touching me

by Uncle Jeff May 23, 2019

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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

Exclaimation meaning "I give up".

Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates wedgie*

by B3++y January 29, 2005

The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing

My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass

by PurrFurr69 April 22, 2020

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Man From U.N.C.L.E.

U.N.C.L.E. doesn't really exist -- or does it?

by Mike Cox November 22, 2006

a term used to make someone say when you have them pinned to the ground

Andrew: i've got you on da flo bitch. you want yo lunch money back, den say uncle

Alec: help, no! teacher teacher!

Andrew: say uncle!!

by Andrew Won April 09, 2007

The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.

Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.

by The Real Jink July 11, 2006