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That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.
Uncle Ben why are you here?

Oh please uncle can you stop touching me
by Uncle Jeff May 23, 2019
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The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing
My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass
by PurrFurr69 April 22, 2020
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Exclaimation meaning "I give up".
Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates wedgie*
by B3++y January 29, 2005
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Man From U.N.C.L.E.

U.N.C.L.E. doesn't really exist -- or does it?
by Mike Cox November 22, 2006
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a term used to make someone say when you have them pinned to the ground
Andrew: i've got you on da flo bitch. you want yo lunch money back, den say uncle

Alec: help, no! teacher teacher!

Andrew: say uncle!!
by Andrew Won April 09, 2007
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The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.
Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.
by The Real Jink July 11, 2006
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