A penor is a special type of penis that wears a sombrero. The sombrero can differ in size and color.
Anne: I had sex with Matty last night.
Grace: So, is it true? Does he really have a penor?
Anne: Yeah, it's really colorful, too.
Grace: I WISH my boyfriend had a penor.
Doug: Oh so passing it off the net is a carry but the setter *hits hand together twice* touching it twice isn't a double? OK eat my penor.
Stone: *dies of laughter*