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Penor (penor, p3n0r, penoah): Elite word for penis.
Your penor is huge.
by Major Penor October 17, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The way to say penis if you want to be "1337" on the internet.
5ux0r my p3n0r nubz0r!!!!!11
by Bill-likes-cakes August 02, 2005
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penis. 1337 way to say penis, cock, or any other referral to the male genitalia.
kiss my ass and sux mah penor!

my penor is 11 inches long.

u wish u had mah penor!

This movie sux teh penor.
by jenou April 30, 2007
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Basically, another word for penis; however, penor can be used in several different types of context.
1. "Stop being such a penor".

2. "Willie was taking a piss and I totally saw his penor!"
by nalyd June 15, 2013
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noun. A word describing a godly size penis
Girl: dayum look at that penor
Boy: you like?
Girl: Oh hell yea
by yur mum rates me October 02, 2010
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A penor is a special type of penis that wears a sombrero. The sombrero can differ in size and color.
Anne: I had sex with Matty last night.
Grace: So, is it true? Does he really have a penor?
Anne: Yeah, it's really colorful, too.
Grace: I WISH my boyfriend had a penor.
by penorlover January 30, 2011
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