A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.

Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.

Cleaner Beaner by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008

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plate cleaner

someone who is ultimately big and finishes every meal that is given to them. if they do this then they are defiantly a pure red paint beast with hall of fame plate cleaner and hall of fame fridge protector

yooo Josepi this chick just snapped me and i left her on opened because she is max weight pure red hall of fame plate cleaner

plate cleaner by JucksonLillard February 6, 2023

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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