Penier

Penis Denier. Someone who denies men having penises.

"Hey man, do you believe that men have penises"? Jack asked.

"No" Henry replied.

"You must be a penier" Jack said, mad.

by onebadbaby May 28, 2019

penier

Insult derived from the original wangface which is derived from dick

Keegan is a real penier.

by phlip September 21, 2003

Penier Peek

The act of one man stealthily peering at another man's genitals while urinating (or pretending to urinate) at an adjacent urinal.

Willy crept into the bathroom and gave Regis a penier peek.

by Mint Unit December 6, 2006

Pender

An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."

Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.

by P'tainz February 11, 2013

penigram

Sexting by a nude male.

Ben Dover was penigram sexting his admirers!

by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.

Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."

by Sunwalker May 17, 2014

penigraph

1. A photo of a penis posted on the Internet. These are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.

2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.

1. The evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the Web.

2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007