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1. Word used in the place of "penis". Usually, to be funny or sarcastic.
A: Hey, how was that new Final Destination movie?
B: SUX HUEG PENIR!
penir by Pankakke July 28, 2006
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Penir is an imaginary beaver that has a penis shaped face.

To draw Penir, start by drawing two circular eyes that touch. They should be a nice size, not too small or too big. Secondly, draw an elongated "U" shape in order to connect the two circles you had drawn before. At this point, you should have something that looks like an upside down penis. Third, towards the end of the elongated "U" shape, draw a line that is about 90 degrees in comparison to the two long sides of the "U" shape. At this point, you should have the equivalent of a penis tip.

You're nearly done! All that's left are the eyes and teeth. To draw pupils, place 2 dots in the center of the eyes you had first drawn. Secondly, for the teeth, start at the vertex of the "U" bit of Penir's nose, where the tip should have been drawn, and go directly up to the center of the 90-degree line drawn earlier.
You know how to draw a bever?
Of course I know how to draw Penir!
Penir by Smart Boi Dumb May 16, 2019
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To draw something in pencil and then go over it again in pen.
I wasnt confident to draw it straight away in pen so I penired it.
penir by kazumi February 18, 2005

penir kitty 

a word you call someone your not particularily fond of
KID ONE: Man that kid is such a dickhead.
KID TWO: Id even say he was a penir kitty.

KID ONE: !!!
penir kitty by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

Arthur Pendragon 

He is #daddy. Arthur is a hot, brave, sexy beast. He is also a clotpole, dollophead, prat, royal ass, ignorant, and loves to take his shirt off. He thinks his servant Merlin is a complete idiot, but also loves him.
"Arthur Pendragon has hot nipples"

"Arthur Pendragon is Jessie's husband"
"Arthur is such a clotpole"
Contrary to popular belief a peni weni is not a male appendage it is a term of excitement for the oncoming spoopy season.

Pronunciation (Peenee Weenee )
Its Spoopy season get your peni wenis out ya'll
Peni Weni by Rinkdinkymink233 October 22, 2018

Penicular Homicide 

When you absolutely wreck that girl's pussy with the D.
Did a little penicular homicide last night on Rachel. That pooty is wrecked braaahhhh.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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