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An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."
Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.
by P'tainz February 11, 2013
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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1. noun - a person who is be completely and utterly lost on a topic that is common knowledge and lacks common sense

2. noun - a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. Commonly uses the phrases "as we all know", "obviously", "thus", and "thoughts?????"

3. adjective - describing something that is lacking common sense
You are such a pender, I can't believe you drove your car with no oil in it.

What a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe.

After 10 hours of downtime in a factory...
At the meeting that pender said we wouldn't have any downtime.
by gninraw June 22, 2010
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a useless, accident-prone twat, most often from Drylaw, that enjoys dipping rhubarb into dog shit prior to consuming, most often with gay friends.
alright mate, can i push your stool in for, ah'm good pender, but i'd love some of your exotic rhubarb!
by msmallcbigk April 15, 2011
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'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'
by bella4111 May 17, 2009
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mingin. an asshat of epic proportions... a man beast with extreme hygeine problems and a schlong and a uterus. woeful
you just ate your own shit, you pender

stop ramming my shoe horn into your guiche, you pender
by Laddd tReilly August 07, 2004
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people who pends a lot in skype
Emily and Johnson are penders, they never receive my message on skype.
by jko0401 February 08, 2010
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