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An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."
Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.
by P'tainz February 11, 2013
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1. noun - a person who is be completely and utterly lost on a topic that is common knowledge and lacks common sense

2. noun - a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. Commonly uses the phrases "as we all know", "obviously", "thus", and "thoughts?????"

3. adjective - describing something that is lacking common sense
You are such a pender, I can't believe you drove your car with no oil in it.

What a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe.

After 10 hours of downtime in a factory...
At the meeting that pender said we wouldn't have any downtime.
by gninraw June 22, 2010
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mingin. an asshat of epic proportions... a man beast with extreme hygeine problems and a schlong and a uterus. woeful
you just ate your own shit, you pender

stop ramming my shoe horn into your guiche, you pender
by Laddd tReilly August 07, 2004
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people who pends a lot in skype
Emily and Johnson are penders, they never receive my message on skype.
by jko0401 February 08, 2010
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a useless, accident-prone twat, most often from Drylaw, that enjoys dipping rhubarb into dog shit prior to consuming, most often with gay friends.
alright mate, can i push your stool in for you......na, ah'm good pender, but i'd love some of your exotic rhubarb!
by msmallcbigk April 15, 2011
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An anomaly occurance that causes impulsive actions and shortened attention span.
Dan: Hey, did you remember to bring the beer I called about 10 minutes ago?
Paul: Hey man can we jam? Damn I want a cigarette! Did you get beer?
Dan: What a Pender!
by DocOc December 03, 2009
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