An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."
by P'tainz February 11, 2013
by jko0401 February 08, 2010
Dan: Hey, did you remember to bring the beer I called about 10 minutes ago?
Paul: Hey man can we jam? Damn I want a cigarette! Did you get beer?
Dan: What a Pender!
Paul: Hey man can we jam? Damn I want a cigarette! Did you get beer?
Dan: What a Pender!
by DocOc December 04, 2009
Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.
by Sunwalker April 28, 2014
Becoming excessively intoxciated, often resulting in vomiting, fits of rage, and soaring dental bills.
by Scharffle July 17, 2006
1. noun - a person who is be completely and utterly lost on a topic that is common knowledge and lacks common sense
2. noun - a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. Commonly uses the phrases "as we all know", "obviously", "thus", and "thoughts?????"
3. adjective - describing something that is lacking common sense
2. noun - a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. Commonly uses the phrases "as we all know", "obviously", "thus", and "thoughts?????"
3. adjective - describing something that is lacking common sense
You are such a pender, I can't believe you drove your car with no oil in it.
What a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe.
After 10 hours of downtime in a factory...
At the meeting that pender said we wouldn't have any downtime.
What a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe.
After 10 hours of downtime in a factory...
At the meeting that pender said we wouldn't have any downtime.
by gninraw June 22, 2010
'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'
by bella4111 May 17, 2009