dicked

To be screwed over in a situation; To be insulted, bashed, or otherwise served in a non-physical way, named after the act of taking a dick in your anus.

I totally dicked three other drivers who had the right-of-way when I cut them off with a left turn at the 4-way intersection.

I just got dicked by Mr. Smith's test. 4% dammit.

Me: "Hey LB, get me a soda!"
LB: "No way, you're closer to the fridge anyway."
Me: "But you're the LB!"
LB: "Fine.."
Matt: "LB you just got dicked!"

Me: "Hey Matt is LB coming to our lemon party?"
Matt: "No his mom heard him coughing today and she said that he has to stay home and to be in bed by 10:30."
Me: "Oh, dicked."

by me Mike D July 22, 2008

dicked

yet another term for sex.

hey girl, you ever been dicked by two guys in a corolla?

by darth eadz September 03, 2005

dicked

To cum on or in someone. Doesn't matter where at.

Dude, you used too much hair gel. It looks like someone dicked in your hair!

by dotheevolution87 February 02, 2009

dicked

to complete a task, in a quick but thorough manner

Hey Man did you finish that EF 1015 homework yet?

Yea, I dicked it last night.

by vtnano May 09, 2011

dicked

Dicking your pants is the act of getting your dick caught in the zipper of your pants

Kyler just dicked his pants!

by shakethatassfome July 12, 2015

dicked

A harsher term meaning "screwed" or "f***ed". Usually used in a potentially fatal and brief situation in which the person involved is aware of it but ultimately has little or no control of the outcome.

If someone notices they have a red dot on their chest that is NOT from a laser pen, they're basically dicked.

A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.

by Otaku2100 June 09, 2005

dicked

When playing a sport (usually football or basketball) someone jumps in front of you and catches the ball. Usually resulting in your buddies over-reacting with ooh's and ahh's.

Awe David got dicked by Myron so bad jus nah! Yea thats cuz david is short.

by JDM 92 April 29, 2006