Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A combination of the words penis and wiener. Use when the words penis or wiener just are not enough
Man my peiner really itches
Peiner by Wizzles8792 June 14, 2018
Related Words
1. Shane

2. A particularly tall ginger
"Omg, you know that Shane kid? He's SUCH a peiner!"
Peiner by shutttupppalready October 31, 2011
A way to say penis that's funnier in certain situations
Person 1: What are you drawing?

Person 2: Peiner!
Peiner by TheOGJosh October 13, 2019
A very bad dick
Yall heard that Jack has a peiner?
peiner by ParasocksX March 27, 2022
(noun)Painkilling pain pills. Narcotic opiods, usually referring to the lower grade hydrocodone persuasion such as loratab or loraset, but can also include oxycodone, morphine, etc.
When hard up for a buzz Felix would take all the painers he could get his hands on.
painers by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2018

peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
More from Urban Dictionary

Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
Load more