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A combination of the words penis and wiener. Use when the words penis or wiener just are not enough
Man my peiner really itches
Peiner by Wizzles8792 June 14, 2018
Related Words
1. Shane

2. A particularly tall ginger
"Omg, you know that Shane kid? He's SUCH a peiner!"
Peiner by shutttupppalready October 31, 2011
A way to say penis that's funnier in certain situations
Person 1: What are you drawing?

Person 2: Peiner!
Peiner by TheOGJosh October 13, 2019
A very bad dick
Yall heard that Jack has a peiner?
peiner by ParasocksX March 27, 2022
(noun)Painkilling pain pills. Narcotic opiods, usually referring to the lower grade hydrocodone persuasion such as loratab or loraset, but can also include oxycodone, morphine, etc.
When hard up for a buzz Felix would take all the painers he could get his hands on.
painers by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2018

peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
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